How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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whats one plus one penis

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Misner is a twat.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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