- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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