- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

No soap radio

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

where is the world?

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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