- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar....

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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