- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

balls

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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