What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Your mom

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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