- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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