Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

gay people

Matt is a Duster!

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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