- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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