Who wants $300? Me too.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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