- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.