- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's your guys names?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

black chicken. kfc

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

men's rights activists

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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