- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

gabbi nunez ;)

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Nuneaton..

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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