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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

I like the color potato.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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