- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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