- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

The dewey decimal system

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A black student graduated High School

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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