How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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