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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What is more worse than death? Death

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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