- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Title IX

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

ecks! why zee?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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