What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

the WNBA

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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