Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

smell the vitamin C

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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