what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

This joke is funny

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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