- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

I hate long jokes -_-

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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