- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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