It says so on your cap.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is the name of the car? What

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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wael.. nuff said

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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