why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Anti Joke

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