- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What color is red paint? Red

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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