- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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