What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Anti Joke

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