You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Punching a baby

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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