- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

black chicken. kfc

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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