- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

justin littleton being sucessful

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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