- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Knock knock Come in

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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