- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Dance is a sport

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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