If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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you gay?

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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