Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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