- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

woman's rights

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

I regret everything.....

KOOKABURRA

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Womans baksetball...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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