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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

so the weather's nice...

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

This joke is funny

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Ron Paul for President!

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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