when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Screw it you write the joke.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Anti Joke

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