- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

wael.. nuff said

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What is the name of the car? What

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