Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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