- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's 9 + 10 19

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

BOTTOM!!!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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