- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

"Knock knock." "No."

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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