- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Stop. Seriously stop.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

what did the farmer do? plant

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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