In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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