You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Sex

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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