- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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