- Anti Joke

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?