What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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batman has diarrhea

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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