What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Knock knock knock OCD

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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