- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Women's Rights

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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