A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Gay republicans

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Massie is a fatass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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