wanna here a joke? you.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...