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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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