- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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