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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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anus

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Beka has AIDS

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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