What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Your dads dead. lol

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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