- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

CHORGLUND

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Gus's mom

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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