Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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THE GAME

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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