What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Womens rights

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Anti Joke

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