What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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