God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

BOTTOM!!!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...