One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Life

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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well use a tissue!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Jeff

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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