I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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The Big Band Theory

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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I like the color potato.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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