What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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