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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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