- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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