What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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david weres the slug gone

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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