- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck