You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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im gey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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