What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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