Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Women's Rights

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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