- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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