- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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