- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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