Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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