A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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My children are huge mistakes.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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