Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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what are three short words? i a am

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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have safe sex

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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