- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Womens basketball

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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