- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

My name is me I like fired chicken!

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Koalas mum is a slut

Roses come in a variety of colors.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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