- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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