- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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