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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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