What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Matt is a Duster!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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