- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I'm Batman.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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