- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Punching a baby

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

hard cheese

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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