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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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