- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I'm hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf