A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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