Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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